Lobstercakes

Sorry I haven't posted for a long time cuz I've been really busy. OK. You might be wondering why I titled this post lobstercake. Well, here's the story. It all started this morning...

So the Food Bearer was in a deep sleep. I knew this because I was in her room because I wanted to be a good boy and wake her up for school! Well... yes and no. Mostly it was because I wanted my breakfast. Please don't tell her that.

Anyway. So I was peacefully lying down next to her bed. Okay so I was barking...but only a little! Then out of the blue she starts singing(yeah,that's right.SINGING!), "No! you'll never get me alive you idiotic lobstercakes!" So there I was minding my own business while she's torturing me with her horrible singing! Can you believe how rude she was being? Then, all of a sudden she starts rolling around her bed, still singing, and I'm still sitting there scared out of my own pants! And then before I could even say meatloaf, she rolls right on top of me! Can you believe it! She rolled on top of me!

That was it. I got so aggravated that I sat on top of her. That's whenshe woke up. She started making this weird gagging noise. I stood up and licked her nose. Then she tells me,"Very funny Gus. I couldn't breathe with your huge butt on top of me!" I was confused. All I wanted was my breakfast!