Contractor

Hi! OMG the FB locked me in her room this morning when there was some weird guy at my house. She said he was a contractor coming to make an estimate to finish our basment, whatever that means. Anyway, the pic is of me TRYING to sleep. FB woke me up with the evil flash of her camera. Man she's dangerous with that thing. FB got a blog. Click here to see it.

Pics!

The FB uploaded pics! Now I can post pics of me!

The first pc is of me begging. (The pink thing is my tongue)The second pic is when the FB put a leash on me to take me for a walk, but I wouldn't go becasue I wanted to steal garbage. Hope you like them! Now that I have pics to post I'm gonna post a lot more. Please comment!

Ummmmmmm

Hi! I'm posing again! I would actually add pictures for once, but the Food Bearer.. ugh that gets annoying to type when your trying to tell a story. Let's just call her FB. Ok, so anyway... she hasn't uploaded any of the 66 pictures she took of me so I can't, but I will attach other pics of me that my other sister took tomorrow or something cuz I have to go now because FB wants the computer. Oh yeah, FB is riding in a horse show next week. Can anyone tell me what that is? I know what a horse smells like cuz FB always comes home from her "riding lessons" smelling lile many, and I know what a horse looks like, cuz she shows me pictures, but I still don't know what a horse show is. Please comment and tell me! The picture I poste... that's a horse...right!

It's been a long time..I know

Hey ya'll! I'm actually posting. WOW. Well my sisters kept taking the computer. A lot has been happening. Dumb stuff though. Except for that my family left me for TEN days! Can you believe TEN WHOLE days. They left me home but my grandparents came to watch me. I like them but they wouldn't let me come up on the beds. It was a hard ten days. Soooo....... that's all for now. Oh wait not yet. OMG. The Food Bearer got a digital camera! It's blue and it's sooo thin! It's like a rawhide bone! (but blue..) She keeps following me around and takng pictures. Even in my sleep. It woke me up. What an invasion of privacy. Jeez. Well I have to go cuz her camera is done charging. Oh man she calling my name. I have to hide. Bye! Oh, P.S. if you have any hiding suggestions...please let me know. THANX. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi

Sorry, I haven't posted for like ever. I've just been so busy and my other sisters are always on the computer, so the Food Bearer keeps playing with me. I like playing wit her, because she puts up with my evil ways. I love her so much! Nothing exciting has been happening, except that the Food Bearer has been talking about getting a horse. If anyone knws what a horse s please tell me! Are they nice? Are they like dogs? Well I gotta go now. The Food Bearer wants to play.

Lobstercakes

Sorry I haven't posted for a long time cuz I've been really busy. OK. You might be wondering why I titled this post lobstercake. Well, here's the story. It all started this morning...

So the Food Bearer was in a deep sleep. I knew this because I was in her room because I wanted to be a good boy and wake her up for school! Well... yes and no. Mostly it was because I wanted my breakfast. Please don't tell her that.

Anyway. So I was peacefully lying down next to her bed. Okay so I was barking...but only a little! Then out of the blue she starts singing(yeah,that's right.SINGING!), "No! you'll never get me alive you idiotic lobstercakes!" So there I was minding my own business while she's torturing me with her horrible singing! Can you believe how rude she was being? Then, all of a sudden she starts rolling around her bed, still singing, and I'm still sitting there scared out of my own pants! And then before I could even say meatloaf, she rolls right on top of me! Can you believe it! She rolled on top of me!

That was it. I got so aggravated that I sat on top of her. That's whenshe woke up. She started making this weird gagging noise. I stood up and licked her nose. Then she tells me,"Very funny Gus. I couldn't breathe with your huge butt on top of me!" I was confused. All I wanted was my breakfast!

Happy Endings

Sorry, I haven't posted for a while. Today I was watching Animal Planet with the Food Bearer, and we were watching a show about this senior dog who got a second chance. The doggie was abused. The Humane Society peeps rescued him. He had some weird disease and they thought he would die. They were gonna euthanize him, but this senior women bought him before they did. She brought him home and named him Clover. He needed a lot of care because of his disease, but the old person was determined to nurse him back to health. After like a month, he was healthy again. I was crying and so was teh Food Bearer. It was so sad! But it had a happy ending.