Today was boring. I went outside and played a little. When the Food Bearer got home, she said her legs were in excruciating pain, so she didn't take me outside. I was upset, but I forgave her. She said something like tripping on a chair and killing her foot. Wow, the Food Bearer must have been really acting even stranger than she usually is, because she started to act all weird and frolic around the room attempting to sing "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala." Wow, she sure did keep that up for a while. Despite my strange looks she still kept it up. It wasn't until I head-butted her that she stopped. Once I did that she lectured me on how I would regret my interrupting her practice when she became a famous singer someday. I don't think that would happen in her dreams because she sucks. Please don't tell her I said that. If you do, she will launch into a fifty hour lecture on how I shouldn't be talking because I can't sing better. Oh no, she just called my name. i think she wants to yell at me for eating her socks. Gtta go, I'll post again tomorrow!