Today my human sisters and brothers all went to school and Daddy went to work. I was home alone with my Mommy. I've been sleeping on the Food Bearer's bed. Wow is it comfortable. Today when the Food Bearer got home from school, she caught me on her bed. She told me I was spoiled! Can you believe it! I'm not rotten. I'm still fresh. I took that insult personally. I don't look like anything spoiled. In fact, I eat leftovers BEFORE they spoil. If it wasn't for me, there would be tons of rotten things in the refridgerator. Maybe all the food I saved from spoiling is rotting in my tummy!!! Oh no! I might be spoiled!!!!!!!!!!
10 minutes later... Phew! What a relief! I just told the Food Bearer about my problem, and she explained it to me. I'm not spoiling. I just get a lot of things other doggies don't. That's okay with me though!
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2 comments:
OMG! I give you 2 barks!! (out of 2) That was so funny, I was totally barking.
That is very funny to read! Great explanation of everything! You go, dog!
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